Never Forget You Are Absolutely Unique

uhrwerkmond:

forevercaptainswan:

Freaking out right now

DON’T BLINK DON’T BLINK DON’T BLINK

Blink every time the gif flickers, makes it 10x more scary! xD

(Source: mad-untempered-schism)

helenish:

“Yeah, I read the contract, can we just get on with it?” Stiles said. “I have a twenty page paper due tomorrow, so—”

“I just want to make sure you understand the implications—”

“Of posing for a skin mag, I get it,” Stiles said. “Werewolves getting weird about me was basically my extracurricular in high school and I’m ready to give up my amateur status and go pro so I can at least get a little cash out of it, so can you just—take some pictures or whatever?”

She stared at him, turning the ballpoint pen over in her hands. Stiles shifted awkwardly in his seat, kept his hands tightly in his lap so he wouldn’t touch his neck or his jaw or his face, a nervous tic he’d never been able to shake, not even after Deucalion had leaned in and caught his hand that time, brought it down and put it flat on the table between them—sitting at a table in a diner not unlike this one. He’d talked his way out of that, he’d put Deucalion in the ground, but you couldn’t use magic and a rusty sledgehammer from the shed and a bunch of werewolves and desperation and luck to pay for college, so—. It was just a few pictures; it was nothing.

“We prefer erotica,” she said finally, putting his contract in a folder and tucking it into her bag.

“Huh?” Stiles said. “Oh. Okay, yeah,” he said, because he knew all about that, how pretending worked, that it could make things a little better for a long time, that you might never get found out, if you were good enough.

(Source: schminston)

mr-onceler:

taleasoldastimelords:

cliffrose-acetone:

emilie-faith:

itwasabusinessdoingpleasure:

spookydingoinnuendo:

riddlemehiddleston:

blinkanditsover:

Artist creates bird’s piercing gaze after dropping two Hula Hoops into coffee

I LEGIT THOUGHT THERE WAS AN OWL IN THAT CUP

how the fuck do you drop hula hoops into coffee

This must be a huuuuge coffee mug if you can drop 2 hula hoops into it.

^they’re a kind of crisp in the UK

you don’t know how hard i’m laughing at the americans who didn’t get it omg

if it’s not american it doesn’t exist

what the fuck is a crisp

shercocklocked:

so i slowed this so you see frame-to-frame.

and just

look how terrified he was here. he’s going against not only his alpha, but his uncle peter. he doesn’t want to do this, doesn’t understand this, because this is his family and he’s alone and not strong enough for this—

i literally cannot even think about derek right now dont touch me anyone